Beverly Hills Cop II (1987)

Gilbert R. Hill: Inspector Todd

Quotes 

• Axel Foley : Inspector T, how you doin'?

  Inspector Todd : Where the fuck you been, Foley? And what the fuck is this?

  Axel Foley : It's a blue slip.

  Inspector Todd : Wh-what in the hell do you need a thousand dollars for?

  Axel Foley : A little flash money.

  Inspector Todd : Flash money. Well, let's see here - $2,000 for a suit, $200 for a tie, a requisition order for a Ferrari. I'm don't wanna see any more of these blue slips. When am I gonna see some arrest slips?

  Axel Foley : I know that you're getting' upset. And I know that you have reason to be upset. But let me tell you something, chief. I am close, I am so close now. I'm closer than I've been, and it-it's makin' me crazy. 'Cause I can smell it, it's in the air. And I smell it. It's

  [sniffs] 

  Axel Foley : I sm- Do you smell it? 'Cause I smell it.

  Inspector Todd : All I smell is your bullshit. For six months, I been pourin' money down a bottomless hole. Where the bad guys at the end of this rainbow?

  Axel Foley : Wait a second, look. I just thought, that if there was a problem...

  Inspector Todd : Don't think, Axel! It makes my dick itch. The truth is, this department has fronted you a fortune. And my ass is on the line. I okayed all this shit!

• Axel Foley : 24 hours a day I will be in the car. I will sleep, eat, drink, shit. I will- No, I ain't gonna shit.

  [laughs] 

  Axel Foley : You thought I was gonna really shit. I wouldn't- Wh-what would I look like shitting in the car? I ain't gonna shit. Don't worry about a thing, though. I am on the job. Don't worry about a thing. I'm on the job!

  Inspector Todd : THAT'S what I'm afraid of!

• Det. Jeffrey Friedman : This is not my office!

  Inspector Todd : You're damn right it isn't!

• Inspector Todd : "Expert tutelage"? What the fuck have you been telling them?