Deadly Illusion (1987)

Morgan Fairchild: Jane Mallory, Sharon Burton

Quotes 

• Jane Mallory : So tell, how were you planning to do it? With your big strong hands? Or, do you have a large, blunt instrument on you?

  Hamberger : I like to improvise.

  Jane Mallory : Oh, good! So do I.

  [kiss] 

• Hamberger : Hold on, I don't want a falling down drunk on my hands.

  Jane Mallory : This one's for for you.

  [gives Hamberger a drink] 

  Hamberger : Thank you.

  Jane Mallory : Besides, I might fall in your direction. Would you catch me?

• Jane Mallory : I'm sure you can make it - quick and painless. That's more than life can be.

• Jane Mallory : You like me Hamberger. I can tell. You're coming to me in waves.

• Jane Mallory : You have a very rugged face. Has anyone ever told you you ought to try modeling?

  Hamberger : I thought you had to be good looking to be a model.

  Jane Mallory : Well, it doesn't hurt.

• Jane Mallory : I suppose it's difficult to understand why a beautiful woman would want to take her own life. But, often they don't see themselves as beautiful. They sometimes just see themselves as objects that people want and desire.

  Hamberger : Yes, that could be frustrating.

  Jane Mallory : Yes, well, I'm sure you've known your share of beautiful women, Mr. Hamberger. Were they happy?

  Hamberger : Usually not. I did my best to cheer them up.

• Jane Mallory : Well, you know how beautiful women are: fickle.

• Jane Mallory : Are you trying to put me at a disadvantage? Do you always do that to women?

• Jane Mallory : I'm a girl. Didn't you notice?

• Hamberger : No place safer than the ladies room.

  Jane Mallory : Well, it's a helluva lot safer than hanging out with you, Mr. Hamberger.

• Jane Mallory : I was worried.

  Hamberger : That I wouldn't be killed? Not this time. Thanks.

• Jane Mallory : Are you one of those guys who likes to beat up on homosexuals?

  Hamberger : I tried that once. He was the ex-middleweight champion of the U.S. Marine Corps. I left in five rounds.

  Jane Mallory : Well, I can see that you would be attractive to all sexes.

• Hamberger : You make it real hard.

  Jane Mallory : Hard? Honey, I make it real easy.

• Hamberger : Where do we go from here?

  Jane Mallory : How about Rio?

• Hamberger : Whatever face you wear, you're beautiful.

  Jane Mallory : Well, it's gotten me out of a lot of trouble. Of course, it's gotten me into a little trouble too.