G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987 Video)

William Callaway: Beach Head

Quotes 

• Beach-head : What's that bow-wow doing here?

  Law : That's my dog, Order. He's trained to sniff out explosives. Order, seek!

  Beach-head : This is supposed to be *your* test, Law!

  Law : Hey, Law and Order are a team, man. He finds the bombs, I drive the car. We tried it the other way, but it didn't work.

• Beach-head : What is he doing? Get rid of that thing.

  [Beach-head throws the explosive device away only to be horrified that Order has retrieved it and given it back to him] 

  Law : Order! Give it here. I'm sorry, Beach-head. He's usually very obedient.

  Beach-head : Yeah well, just get rid of that thing. I hope you BOTH get fleas!

• Beach-head : You six rawhides, you're gonna learn soldiering, and - hey, there's only five of you. Where is that gold-plated goof-off, Lt. Falcon?

  Jinx : Terrific question!

  Big Lob : Man said he has some errands to do. Go to the tailor, wallpaper his footlocker... weird stuff.

  Tunnel Rat : I think he had a date or something.

• Big Lob : Big Lob makes his move! Big Lob goes for the gold!

  [attempts to swing across a trench but flames shoot up] 

  Big Lob : He cuts cross-court, sidestepping the opposition!

  [heads towards another trench, filled with water and covered with barbed wire] 

  Big Lob : He executes a perfect ten dive!

  [dives into the water and swims across; gargling] 

  Big Lob : The goal line is in sight!

  [rises out of the water] 

  Big Lob : Breaks free in the end zone!

  [automatic turret starts firing at him; he dodges and tosses a grenade] 

  Big Lob : Takes down the defense and lays down the long bomb! It's looking good! Rim shot! Will it drop in? YES!

  [continues to dodge gunfire until Tunnel Rat comes out of a pipeline and shoots the turret. Big Lob then rings the bell] 

  Big Lob : Big Lob wins!

  [Tunnel Rat rings the bell and the two celebrate] 

  Big Lob : And the crowd goes bananas!

  [Beachhead throws down his remote control in frustration] 

  Beach Head : The crowd ain't the only thing that's going bananas!