Mannequin (1987)

G.W. Bailey: Felix

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Quotes 

• Mr. Richards : Listen, that new stock boy, Switcher, has been promoted. He'll be doing windows at night. I just want you to keep an eye on him for me.

  Felix : Do you suspect pilferage, sir? I'd be happy to strip-search him.

  Mr. Richards : You people that work at night scare me. I want you to just watch him, let me know what he's up to, how he works.

• Felix : Just what is your assignment here tonight, boy?

  Jonathan Switcher : I'm helping Hollywood with the window.

  Felix : Oh, the little Mary has an assistant now? Where do you people come from?

  Jonathan Switcher : Ohio.

  Felix : [surprised]  Ohio? You mean they got 'em in Ohio?

• Jonathan Switcher : [coming out of the elevator]  Easy, Felix! I don't think she's armed!

  Felix : You can fool Rambo, but it won't work with me, Switcher! My brain is quicker than...

  [before he can finish his sentence, the elevator doors close on him] 

• [Felix just caught Jonathan making love to Emmy as she assumes mannequin form] 

  Felix : [to Jonathan]  Switcher, you are one... sick... puppy!

  Jonathan Switcher : No, this is how I get my inspiration. I create. And I can tell by looking at you, you're not the artistic type.

  Felix : [cracks his fingers]  You know, Mr. Richards told me to keep an eye on you. But I think I'm gonna handle things my own way.

• Felix : [after Emmy, as a mannequin, has flipped off him and Mr. Richards]  Enough of this surveillance crap! Captain Felix Maxwell takes this from no *mannequin*!

• Felix : [handing Mr. Richards a container of shoe polish]  Here, Mr. Richards. You had better put some camouflage on sir.

  Mr. Richards : I am not going to put shoe polish on my face, thank you. Now, could we please get into the store, Felix?

  Felix : [seeing Jonathan and Emmy leaving]  It's him! It's her! Ooh, that little prevert! He's stealing her before we can!

  Mr. Richards : Okay, let's not do anything rash! We'll follow them quietly and look for just the right moment to grab them.

  Felix : Don't worry, Mr. Richards. I'm an expert at surveillance. Hang on!

  [They begin chasing Jonathan and Emmy]