The Monster Squad (1987)

Brent Chalem: Horace

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Quotes 

• Horace : Wolfman's got nards!

• E.J. : Hey Fat Kid! Good job.

  Horace : My name... is Horace!

  [Cocks shotgun] 

• Scary German Guy : [as Sean, Patrick, and Horace are leaving Scary German Guy's house]  I expect you boys thought I was some kind of monster myself, mm? A vampire, perhaps? That's quite all right. But I am not, you know. If I were a vampire, then I wouldn't have a reflection...

  [points to mirror, where he is clearly visible] 

  Scary German Guy : ... now would I?

  Horace : Man, you sure know a lot about monsters.

  Scary German Guy : Now that you mention it, I suppose I do.

  [Scary German Guy closes door, revealing a concentration camp tattoo on his wrist] 

• Horace : [to Sean]  Scary German guy is bitchin'!

• Horace : No, Sean! Scary house! Real monsters! Us, twelve years old, remember?

  Sean : Midnight, end of the world, remember?

• Sean : Don't kick the church, it's religious!

  Rudy : Locked is what it is!

  Sean : Alright then, we'll just have to do it out here.

  Horace : Oh REAL religious, Sean, why don't we just do it at Burger King?

• Sean : Rudy, find some silver bullets.

  Rudy : Where the hell am I suppose to find silver bullets?

  Sean : I don't know. Fat kid get a map, find Shadowbrook Road.

  Horace : What do I look in the index for "big scary mansion?"

• Horace : [about Scary German Guy]  Maybe he's a spy.

  Sean : Oh good idea! We're not at war with Germany.

  Phoebe : We were at war with Vietnam.

  Sean : What?

  Phoebe : It's in Rambo!

• Sean : I think there are monsters, like real ones! I heard my dad talking on the phone to a guy down at the police station tonight. There was a guy down there screaming he was a werewolf, and they shot him! And the body disappeared from the coroner van, the coroner guy was dead!

  Rudy : So what? He got shot and the werewolf took his body?

  Sean : No you bean head! He WAS a werewolf! Maybe

  Rudy : Yeah but if they shot him?

  Sean : It must've been regular bullets, not silver ones. Look I know this sounds stupid, a mummy disappeared from the museum tonight.

  Eugene : Mummy came in my house!

  Sean : Guys, Dracula might be here too.

  Patrick : Oh man, Fat Kid farted!

  Horace : Did not!

  Sean : God damn will you guys SHUT UP? Didn't you hear a word I said? These guys are dead, get a clue! Something's out there and it's killing people! And if it's monsters, nobody's going to do a thing about it except us!