Cecil Watterman / Simon Watterman
Paul Watterman (as Charles Stratton)
Cindy
Melvis
Eddie
Big Ed
Dude
Bob Marvalle
Marge Mavalle
Buddy Holly
Terry
Amy
Dr. Crowder
Little Old Lady
Old Indian (as Jerado De Cordovier)
Ramon
Burgerland Manager
Burgerland Employee #1
Burgerland Employee #2
Burgerland Employee #3
Dwight
Biker Chick
Head Biker (as Paul Short)
Dean
Munchie (voice)
Girl at Dinner (uncredited)
Minature Golf Patron (uncredited)