Ron Jeremy: Uncle Howard

Quotes 

• Mom : Howard, would you like to tell me about your war wound?

  Step uncle : Well, it is a... really nothing much to tell. I got shot in the head. See, right there?

  Mom : [repulsed]  Yeah...

  Step uncle : And I got a hard-on ever since.

  Mom : No, that's not possible. You're pulling my leg.

  Step uncle : No, pull something else. Here, quick, give me your hand.