Roxanne (1987)

Steve Mittleman: Ralston

Quotes 

• Ralston : Man, whatever you do, don't stare.

  Chris McConnell : Look, I'm not gonna stare, come on.

  Jerry : None of us would. But you get there, and you feel yourself not staring.

  Ralston : Then you think, "it's obvious I'm not staring." So you look, and you think, "I'm staring." So you say, "this is ridiculous," and you take a GOOD LOOK. And you think, "I'm looking at a man who, when he washes his face, loses the bar of soap."

  Chris McConnell : [laughs]  Thanks guys, all right.

  Ralston : Don't say we didn't warn you.

• Andy : [wearing boxing gloves, as Ralston tries to revive an unconscious Jerry]  Hey, he owes me fifty bucks.

  Ralston : You animal.