Spaceballs (1987)

Jim J. Bullock: Prince Valium

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• Minister : Excuse me! I'm trying to conduct a wedding here which has nothing to do with love, so please be quiet!

  Princess Vespa : I'm sorry!

  King Roland : I'm sorry

  Prince Valium : I'm sorry too.

  Minister : Don't be sorry, be quiet!

  Princess Vespa , King Roland , Prince Valium : I'm sorry!

• Minister : I'm gonna take no more chances but to make a short version. Prince Valium, do you take Princess Vespa to be your lawfully-wedded wife?

  Prince Valium : [yawning]  Uh-huh.

  Minister : Princess Vespa, do you take Prince Valium to be your lawfully-wedded husband?

  Princess Vespa : Uh, well, I... I suppose. Well... oh, I don't know.

  Lone Starr : [entering with Barf]  No! She doesn't!

  Minister : What? Who the hell are you?

  Lone Starr : Prince Lone Starr.

  Princess Vespa : Prince?

  Lone Starr : [showing her his medallion]  I just found out. That's what this says. I'm an honest-to-God prince. Will you marry me?

  Princess Vespa : Well, let me think about it.

  [pushing Prince Valium away] 

  Princess Vespa : Yes!

  Minister : I'm sick of this. I don't give a damn who it is, but I'm gonna marry somebody today!

• King Roland : Oh, Vespa, my darling. I thought I'd never see you again. Oh, my sweet little daughter. I'm so happy that you're home and safe. And, little Vespa, here's someone else who's happy to see you.

  [an aide nudges the sleeping Prince Valium awake] 

  Prince Valium : [yawning]  Oh, hello. Where have you been?