President Skroob / Yogurt
Barf
Dark Helmet
Lone Starr
Princess Vespa
King Roland
Colonel Sandurz
Radar Technician
Dot Matrix (voice)
Dot Matrix (as Lorene Yarnell)
John Hurt
Radio Operator
Minister
Prince Valium (as JM J. Bullock)
Commanderette Zircon
Major Asshole
Laser Gunner (as Michael Pniewski)
Dr. Schlotkin
Captain of the Guard
Snotty
Magnetic Beam Operator
Charlene
Marlene
Waitress
Woman in Diner
Sand Cruiser Driver
TV Newsman
Megamaid Guard
Vinnie (as Rudy DeLuca)
Prison Guard
Head Usher
Organist
Trucker in Cap
Short Order Cook
Guard with Captain
Video Operator
Troop Leader
Trooper
Dink
Bearded Lady (as Deanna Booher)
Caddy
Nurse
Pizza the Hutt (voice)
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Dink (voice) (uncredited)
Woman in Diner (uncredited)
Prince Valium Family Member (uncredited)
Guard (uncredited)
Pizza the Hutt / Ape #2 (uncredited)
Dink (uncredited)
Spaceball Drum Beater (uncredited)
Movie Crew Member (uncredited)
King Roland's Aide (uncredited)
Spaceball with Comb / Dink (voice) (uncredited)
Self-Destruct Voice (voice) (uncredited)
Transporter Technician (uncredited)
Spaceball (uncredited)
The Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Vulcan Pinch Guard (uncredited)
Pizza Guy (uncredited)
Screaming Guard (archive sound) (uncredited)