Garfield and Friends (1988–1995)

Lorenzo Music: Garfield, Angel Garfield, Charlie, Devil Garfield

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Quotes 

• Jon : They used to call me "No-Hit Arbuckle".

  Garfield : But only when he was at bat.

• Garfield : Microwave lasagna. Possibly nature's most perfect food.

• Mr. Sprocket : Kids don't want to see a cartoon about a cat.

  Garfield : They're culturally deprived.

• Garfield : [Odie takes him to a head of cabbage, after telling him it was a watch]  Odie, that is not a watch, it's a head of cabbage, there is a difference. You do not tell time with a watch, you make cole slaw out of it.

  [Odie groans] 

  Garfield : Odie, you have a head of cabbage!

• Garfield : [on show intro]  Hey, Heathcliff! Eat your heart out!

• Garfield : Sell your remote control. I'm the best thing on.

• Garfield : [commercial bumper]  Here are some commercials and then, more of me.

• Garfield : Hey Heathcliff eat your heart out!

• Garfield : Smart kids watch this show other kids change the channel.

• Garfield : After seven seasons we've pretty much said everything you can say in this spot.

• Jon : Oh boy! Mom sent me cookies!

  Garfield : Ahh Ahh. Ahh.

  Jon : Oh no not a crumb. These are mine.

  Garfield : What greed! He won't let me have all of them!

• Garfield : My lips never move. Wouldn't i make a great ventriloquist?

• Garfield : Arbuckle! Remember the a la mode!

• Garfield : [crash, Odie whines]  Either Jon's home or someone's put a VCR down the garbage disposer.

• Garfield : Think of a number between 1 and 10. The number you think of is 7.

• Garfield : [commercial bumper]  "Garfield and Friends" will be right back. At least, I'll be.

• Garfield : We've got to stop that crazy chick from writing on my logo every week.

• Garfield : Today featuring Binky The Clown! So turn up the volume kids!

• Garfield : I can't believe we get away from this every week.

• Garfield : Did i hear a pistachio almond nut filled cookie with chocolate sprinkles about eighty seven chocolate sprinkles? Who could sleep with such a racket going on?

• Garfield : Boy they're not making safes like they use too.

• Garfield : Sell your remote control. I'm the best thing on!

• Garfield : I suppose you're all wondering why i asked you here today.

• Garfield : And don't let your dog watch this show. It's too good for him.

• Garfield : It's another one of...

  [shouts] 

  Garfield : Garfield's Tales of Scary Stuff!