Beetlejuice (1988)

Patrice Martinez: Receptionist

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Quotes 

• [in the waiting room of the afterlife] 

  Barbara : Adam, is this what happens when you die?

  Receptionist : This is what happens when *you* die.

  [points at a gaunt man smoking] 

  Receptionist : That is what happens when *he* dies.

  [points at a woman cut in half on the sofa reading] 

  Receptionist : And that is what happens when *they* die. It's all very personal. And I'll tell you something: if I knew then what I know now...

  [shows her slit wrists] 

  Receptionist : ...I wouldn't have had my little accident.

  [the dead people laugh] 

• [In the afterlife waiting room] 

  Receptionist : Number fifty-four million six hundred and one... Ferndoch.