Blackadder's Christmas Carol (1988 TV Movie)

Erkan Mustafa: Enormous Orphan

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• Enormous Orphan , Enormous Orphan , Enormous Orphan : [Sung to the tune of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"]  God bless Mister B. at Christmastime / And baby Jesus too / If we were little pigs we'd sing: / "Piggy-wiggy-wiggy-wiggy-woo / Oh, piggy-wiggy-wiggy-wiggy-wiggy-wiggy-wiggy-wiggy-wiggy-wiggy-wiggy-wiggy-woo / Oh, piiiiiiig-gy wiggy wiggy woo / Piggy-wiggy-woo / Oh, pig wiggy-wiggy-wiggy-wiggy-wiggy-wiggy-wooooooo!"

  Ebenezer Blackadder : [applauds]  UTTER crap!