I feel sorry for you, my man. I mean, I don't know what I'd do if I had a woman who wouldn't give me any.
Wouldn't give you any what, Wallace? Gum?
What about Top Gun?
Oh yeah, my parents wouldn't let me see that one. What's it about?
You are Jack Lefcourt's boy, and the acorn doesn't fall far from the tree!
That's right, Dad. I'm an acorn.
"Red Hot" Ruth Strull:
Hey, I remember you! Look, Ed, it's the weenie!
Ed "Wild Man" Strull:
Hey, Weenie, how's it going?
I'm a doctor now. It's *Dr.* Weenie - I mean, Dr. Lefcourt.
Hey, I've got studs on my shirt. You know what that makes me, don't you?
Yeah... a jerk.
Oh dude, you're not really gonna wear a pink tuxedo, are you?
It's not pink - it's salmon.