Twins (1988)

Chloe Webb: Linda Mason

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Quotes 

• Linda Mason : [Linda sees Vince on the street and is thrilled to see him]  Vince!

  Marnie Mason : I thought you broke up with him!

  Linda Mason : I did, I did.

  [kisses Vince] 

• [Vince hides as Burt comes into the restaurant] 

  Linda Mason : Hi!

  Burt Klane : Hi.

  Linda Mason : Can I help you?

  Burt Klane : Uh, yeah... where's the little shit?

  Linda Mason : Uh, you'll have to be more specific.

  Burt Klane : Benedict.

  Linda Mason : Oh, he wouldn't come in here! Isn't that right, Marnie?

  Marnie Mason : Who, Vincent?

  [wipes down a table, dumping scraps on Vincent's head] 

  Marnie Mason : That weasel? That creep? I wouldn't serve him if he crawled in here on his hands and knees.

  [Vincent scrambles out on his hands and knees] 

• [over dinner in a bar] 

  Julius Benedict : Did you know that they had beer in ancient Egypt?

  Linda Mason : No.

  Julius Benedict : Actually it was invented by the Assyrians, but the Egyptians were the first people to perfect the malt fermentation process.

  Linda Mason : You know a lot about beer.

  Marnie Mason : He knows a lot about everything.

  Julius Benedict : It's all from books.

  [raises his bottle] 

  Julius Benedict : Until tonight, I never had a beer. It's all theory and no practice. Ah, that's the story of my life.

  Linda Mason : Aw...

  Vincent Benedict : Well, we're gonna change all that... aren't we, Marnie?

• [last lines] 

  Mary Ann Benedict : Good. Tickets.

  Linda Mason : Thanks, this is gonna be great.

  Mary Ann Benedict : [as they turn to look at Julius and Vincent]  I just can't get over how alike they are.

  Vincent Benedict : Oh yes, it's a beautiful day.

  [Julius and Vincent yawn in unison, and the camera pans down to show each of them pushing a stroller with twin children in them]