
The Simpsons (1989– )
Marcia Wallace: Edna Krabappel, Crowd, Ms. Melon, Others, Spirit #1, Woman in Bar
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Quotes
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Milhouse : Mrs Krabappel? How will we know if we fall in love?
Mrs. Krabappel : Don't worry children. Most of you will never fall in love, but will marry out of fear of dying alone!
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Mrs. Krabappel : You're endangering the childrens' future!
Principal Skinner : [too loud] Oh, come on Edna, you know as well as I that these kids HAVE no future! Ha! Prove me wrong, children!
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Mrs. Krabappel : Okay, children, that was the Sand film...
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Mrs. Krabappel : Is this the line to rag on the new Principal Skinner?
Marge : If you have eight items or less.
Mrs. Krabappel : Ten, nine, eight! He's a weenie!
Marge : The first Principal Skinner was a weenie too!
Mrs. Krabappel : But he was OUR weenie!
Agnes Skinner : Now there was a weenie you could be proud to call your son.
Marge : Did you ever tell him that?
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Mrs. Krabappel : You're going to have a hard life.
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Mrs. Krabappel : [Bart accidentally killed the class fish with his yo-yo] Bart, that's one month's detention.
Bart : Mrs Krabappel, we're all upset by the untimely deaths of Stinky and Wrinkles, but life goes on, so if I could just have my yo-yo back...
Mrs. Krabappel : Bart, if I were you and you were me, would you give back the yo-yo?
Bart : [Bart imagines himself as a giant with a yo-yo and Mrs Krabappel as a tiny person] Here you go.
[he reels it in before she can grab it]
Bart : Just kidding. Here you go.
[does it again]
Bart : Just kidding.
[laughs evilly]
Mrs. Krabappel : Well, would you?
Bart : Absolutely.
Mrs. Krabappel : HA!