Mario Mario: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em... then beat 'em.
Link: [looking down Zelda's blouse from a tower] Hey, princess! Looking good! Espeacially from this angle!
Mario/Luigi: Pattycake, pattycake, Pasta Man / Gimme pasta power as fast as you can.
Blooper: I can take you on with seven arms tied behind my back
Mario Mario: We need your Hocus Pocus. can you make us fly?
Genie: Fly? Do you know what a drain that is on me?
Luigi: No problem. Any drain you got, we can fix. We're plumbers.
Mario Mario: Tell you what, you make us fly and I'll grease your palm with a gold coin.
Genie: Now you're talking. Eeenie meenie miney mo. Make'em fly. I need the dough.
Link: Well, Excuuuuuuse me, princess!
Madame Agogo: Ahooooooooo Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[a window shatters]
Luigi: Uh Madame Agogo, did you just summon up evil spirits?
Madame Agogo: No it was the Chilli Peppers I had for lunch
Madame Agogo: , Now ask me whats the first thing on my mind!
Mario Mario: Ok whats the first thing on your mind?
Madame Agogo: My $25 fee
Madame Agogo: course things don't come cheap you have to pay the rent
[Takes money from Mario]
Madame Agogo: Thank you, Mario, Luigi join hands!
Madame Agogo: [chanting as the lights dim down] Ohhhh ooohhh almight spirits/ with mighty eyes/ To Mario and Luigi/ Please don't tell lies,
Madame Agogo: Ahhhhhh either all your questions will soon be answered,
Mario Mario: Or...?
Madame Agogo: Or we'll have to play a quick game of ring-around-the-rosie
Madame Agogo: [after the Lengend of Zelda preview] I Fell!
Mario Mario: YES?
Madame Agogo: I Fell!
Madame Agogo: I feel someone stepping on my foot!
Ganon, Moblins: [trying to figure out why Zelda is the only one who can see Link's spirit] The only way she could see him is if... she was in *love* with him.
Princess Zelda: Now don't get any ideas, buster!
Link: So you love me, eh?
Princess Zelda: Oh, I do *not*!
Link: [singing] Yes, you do. Yes, you do. That's why you can see me!
Princess Peach Toadstool: [as a baby]
Princess Peach Toadstool: More fasty, more fasty, Uncle Luigi.
King Bowser Koopa: [dressed as a baby] Stop or I'll tell on you. I've been hanging around these kids too long.
[Albatross drops a net on Koopa]
King Bowser Koopa: Net *them*, you idiots! Not me!
Toad: [Toad's snowboard fell into the snowbank] If that Koopa ruined my board, I'll...
Princess Peach Toadstool: Don't you care if we're all right, Toad?
Toad: Well, yeah, but my present?.
Princess Peach Toadstool: I guess your present means more than we do.
Toad: Well, it *is* Christmas. Uh, are you OK, Princess?
[Princess Toadstool glares at him with a mad look]
Link: [first lines of the series] Another beautiful day in the magical kingdom of Hyrule. Boring place! I used to roam the world, fighting monsters and sleeping in mud, a hero's life! Now, look at me, living in a castle, sleeping in a bed... art I sweet! Ugh! I'd like to know one good reason why I even stay here!
Mario Mario: Until next time, everybody...
Mario and Luigi: Do the Mario!
Sprite: [after seeing an old witch] What is this, ugly people day?
King Bowser Koopa: [repeated line to his army] Koopa Pack, Attack!
Luigi: Suffering Spumoni!
Mario Mario: [Intro Line] Hey, Pisanos! It's the Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
Princess Zelda: [Intro, The title appears and the trianlge symbol turns into the triforce if wisdom, Zelda and Link walk into the room] This is the Triforce of Wisdom, Link. The evil wizard Gannon has the Triforce of Power.
[the scene goes to Gannon summoning his army of creaturs to head towards Zelda's castle]
Princess Zelda: Whoever gets both Triforces will rule this land forever, you must help me Link.
Link: Hey, for you Zelda, anything.
[upshot of the Brooklyn Bridge, two Albatrosses circle overhead]
King Bowser Koopa: [off camera] Okay, Troopas. Here is the new Koopa plan.
[scene cuts to King Koopa and a gathering of Koopatroopas and Bob-Ombs on the bridge]
King Bowser Koopa: [turns to group of Bob-Ombs] First, you Bob-Ombs are gonna blow up this Brooklyn Bridge!
[troops applaud loudly]
King Bowser Koopa: The Princess and the Mario brothers will be trapped, and we can take... step two...
Koopa Troopa: ...turn every citizen of Brooklyn into bricks!
[troops applaud once more]
King Bowser Koopa: Hold your applause. I know it's a genius idea, but I have them all the time.
Koopa Troopa: And then what happens, your royal repulsiveness?
King Bowser Koopa: I crown myself the King of "Koop-lyn" and I make all the laws. No plumbers, no pasta, no princesses, and Brooklyn accents are not allowed!
[troops cheer and applaud, camera pans to four trash cans, with Mario, Luigi, the Princess, and Toad hiding in each]
Princess Peach Toadstool: It's a good thing we found Koopa before he got away with all that.
King Bowser Koopa: Then as the old saying goes, he who koops and runs away lives to koop another day!
Sultan: These priceless jewels are yours. When you join my harem.
Princess Peach Toadstool: Me, join a harem? Oh give me a break! Harems are from the stupid olden days!
Sultan: I like the stupid olden days!
Luigi: Look at that loot! Diamonds, gold, rubies... It must be worth over a 100 bucks!
Mario Mario: [Two lions surround Mario and Luigi during the Gladiator games] OK, you guys are suppose to be the kings of the beasts, right?
Lion: You got it, you chubby little chunck of lunch meat!
Mario Mario: If you're really kings, you would be having an Emperor for dinner, instead of two measly plumbers!
Lion: He's got a point, Henry.