The Banker (1989)
Jeff Conaway: Cowboy
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Quotes
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[Girl exposes her breasts to Cowboy]
Cowboy : How old are you, sweetie?
Girl : Fifteen.
[Cowboy gives girl several 50 dollar bills]
Cowboy : Sixteen, seventeen...
[pause]
Cowboy : Now you are eighteen.
[Cowboy and girl kiss, while Dan enters the room]
Dan : Hi, guy!
Cowboy : Who the fuck are you?
Dan : I'm her father.
[pause]
Cowboy : Nah, I was just kidding, I'm a cop. And you, sweetie, are under arrested.
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[Dan brings Cowboy to cell]
Dan : Hey, boys! We have a fish here!
Cowboy : [to lawyer] You get me fucking out of here!
Sheriff : Hey, we have a cowboy here! It must be Christmas!
Dan : [to Cowboy] We could have killed you already.
Sheriff : What is the charge, Dan?
Dan : Offending cop.
Cowboy : I will be out of here before you go and kiss your mother!
Dan : [to sheriff] Twice.
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Cowboy : [after being caught by Osbourne] Please! Give me another chance!
Spaulding Osbourne : Another chance? Okay... quick, name the seven dwarfs from "Snow White"!
Cowboy : Uh... Grumpy... Doc... and Snoopy!
Spaulding Osbourne : Snoopy?
[Osbourne blows up the car which Cowboy is sitting in]
