7 July 2004 | ihateeverymovieisee
Horrible Beyond Belief
The cover art for this film is what compelled me to rent it. It featured two Cheech and Chong wannabes looking up some sexy blonde's skirt. The movie was rated R and I figured that there was going to be an unbelievable amount of nudity in it. Unfortunately, the movie was neither funny nor sexual in anyway. There was one enjoyable scene, but it was surely nothing that is worth watching again or at all. You can get a bigger hard-on from watching Shrek. Anyway, I realized that my movie choosing skills had hit an all-time low once this movie began. There was terrible theme song music and the so-called comedy that exists within the film was nothing to be laughed at. This movie was the worst film that I've seen this summer and would rather have pitchforks stuck into my eyeballs as opposed to seeing this piece of sh*t again.