Masque of the Red Death starts with Prince Prospero (Adrian Paul) waking up from a nightmare, next to him in bed is his sister/wife Lucrecia (Tracy Reiner) who comforts him. The plague, also known as the red death, is spreading across Prince Prospero's kingdom & as such he has invited all the noblemen & rich to his castle where he intends to hold a masque & thinks they will be safe inside from the plague. In anticipation of the festivities Prospero has his friend Claudio (Jeff Osterhage) go to a local village & round up some birds, Claudio forcibly takes the good looking young women from the village including a tasty looking blonde named Julietta (Clare Hoak). Back at the castle & Prospero instantly falls in love with Julietta, this doesn't go down well with Lucrecia though & jealously sets in. Meanwhile the noble have gathered & are preparing for the masque when a guest dressed completely in red suddenly turns up, a guest with a sinister motive for being there...
Co-written & directed by Larry Brand this is one bad film, maybe it wouldn't feel as bad if not for the fact that it's a remake of Roger Corman's (who sold his soul & acted as producer here) splendid The Masque of the Red Death (1964) with Vincent Price as Prospero. Believe me when I say Adrian Paul sure ain't no Vincent Price! The ultra boring script by Brand & Daryl Haney is based upon the short story by Edgar Allan Poe & is a complete mess, the film takes itself extremely seriously with 'period' dialogue that is simply terrible to listen to. The character's are poor, underdeveloped & have no real motivation for what they do including the whole incest relationship between Prospero & Lucrecia while for some bizarre reason it shy's away from any sort of exploitation that could have saved it as a viewing experience. There are two lame torture scenes & only one sequence with any nudity as the film concentrates on the dull love triangle between Prospero, Lucrecia & Julietta along with some moral soul searching about the villagers outside. This is really dull stuff & the final 'twist' at the end just adds insult to injury, everything which made the '64 version so good is totally absent from this turgid, tiresome & rubbishy remake.
Director Brand films things like a TV film, it's incredibly dull, flat & instantly forgettable. The style & visual flair of the original is missing here, the wonderful production design, bright colours, lavish sets & costumes are also nowhere to be seen. The best, most glaring, example of this is during the climatic masque ball during which time the two version can't even compare. The best part of the film is the opening credit sequence as there are various slow pans across medieval torture equipment hanging up, pity they're never used in the film. There is zero atmosphere, no tension or excitement & nothing to get excited about at all. Forget about any gore, there is a tame scene when a prisoner has a torture device screwed into his forehead, there is a slit throat at the end & that's it.
Technically Masque of the Red Death is OK, the costumes & sets look cheap but it's competent at least. The acting wasn't great & Paul as Prospero was awful, he puts in a really dour, one dimensional & frankly dull performance. Patrick Macnee really should know better & he looks embarrassingly camp in his bright red outfit complete with flowing Superman cape!
Masque of the Red Death '89 is rubbish & can't even begin to compete with the original when it comes to simple entertainment value. For Edgar Allan Poe completeists only, all others should do their best to avoid it, dare I say it, like the plague (ho, ho, ho). Yet another Masque of the Red Death (1990) came out only a year after this staring, believe it or not, Frank Stallone. Truth is indeed stranger than fiction.