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Quotes
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Juan : Look at his basket! Hard as a steel baguette.
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Juan : This is for sure, some twisted sh**.
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Clare Lipkin : You just want me; because, you know you can't have me.
Juan : I thought you wanted me; because, I didn't care about you?
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Juan : Look, my wallet, it can't buy me no stocks and bonds; but, my hands, are Cadillac de Villes. My body is a Rolls Royce Corniche.
[Lisabeth burst out laughing]
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Juan : Ain't you ever hear of jacking off?
Willie Saravian : Well, sure, but, its bad for you, isn't it?
Juan : I've been doing it six or seven times a day for years and look at me.
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Willie Saravian : I think I'm in love - with Zandra.
Juan : I tell you what I'm going to do for you, Tito. I know a little something about love. I'm going to loan you some righteous video tapes. Very inspirational!