UHF (1989)

David Proval: Head Thug

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• Stanley Spadowski : [in the backroom of the UHF building, preparing for another fund drive. There is a knock at the back door]  Who is it?

  Head Thug : I got a pizza here for Mr. Stanley Spadowski.

  Stanley Spadowski : Pizza? For me? Ohhhh-ho-ho, boy!

  [opens the back door, gets yanked through violently] 

  Stanley Spadowski : [later, blindfolded in the backseat of a car with the three thugs]  I like peppers. I looooove anchovies. 'Cause they're real fishy. Sometimes, I like to get a pizza with nothin' on it but anchovies, no peppers, no olives, no onions... 'cause they're good!

  Killer Thug : [raises his revolver]  So, uh... do we kill him?

  Head Thug : No, no, the boss just wants us to keep him on ice for a while. Easy, easy!

  Stanley Spadowski : Hey, wait a minute! You guys aren't from the pizza place!