Ataru's Mother: [Sobbing] Oh why did this happen?

Ataru's Father: Don't cry dear.

Ataru's Mother: But our only son, on whose behalf we have endured so much hardship, has gone and become a raccoon-man! I can't show my face to the neighbors!

[Wails loudly]

Ataru: I'm not a raccoon! I'm a wolf-man!

Ataru's Father: Really? You look more like a dog-man to me.

Ataru: I'm telling you, I'm a wolf-man!

Ataru's Mother: A raccoon-man. No matter how you look at it, you're a raccoon-man.

Ataru's Father: He's a dog.

Ataru's Mother: He's a raccoon!