Have I Got News for You (1990– )
Jeremy Clarkson: Self - Guest Presenter, Self
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Quotes
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Ian Hislop : [Rupert the Bear gets a Blue Plaque] Aren't those meant for real people?
Paul Merton : Are you suggesting that Mr. Bear...?
Ian Hislop : Not for a moment!
Jeremy Clarkson - Guest Presenter : I love Rupert the Bear stories, especially the one where Bill Badger was gassed.
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Jeremy Clarkson - Guest Presenter : Aren't there any English Guests on this week?
Nancy, French and sometimes a Sun Journalist : Now, don't start! Do you need an Interpreter?
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Jeremy Clarkson - Guest Presenter : Nancy, didn't you say once that anyone who doesn't flirt with you must be Gay?
Nancy, French and sometimes a Sun Journalist : Yes, I said.
Jeremy Clarkson - Guest Presenter : Ian, ya passed!
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Jeremy Clarkson - Guest Presenter : It's a Hyperbolic Paraboloid!
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Paul Merton : Did you say Reich?
Jeremy Clarkson - Guest Presenter : I said Right!
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Jeremy Clarkson - Guest Presenter : Think of your thumb as a kind of crank operated potato peeler? You know, I do that all the time because I've got really weird thumbs.
Paul Merton : Urgh!
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Jeremy Clarkson - Guest Presenter : Is Wayne Rooney likely to go to the World Cup?
Guest : You do know who Wayne Rooney is, don't you?
Ian Hislop : Pchaw! I'm not a complete idiot, you know?
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Jeremy Clarkson - Guest Presenter : Didn't you say, Nancy, that any man who doesn't flirt with you, must be Gay?
Nancy : Yes, I said.
Jeremy Clarkson - Guest Presenter : Ian, you've passed!