Wayne Knight credited as playing...
Newman
- [Jerry takes Newman's mail route so Newman can get transfered to Hawaii]
- Newman: Too many people got their mail. Close to 80%. Nobody's ever cracked the 50% barrier.
- Jerry: I tried my best!
- Newman: *Exactly*. You're a disgrace to the uniform.
- [Newman rips USPS patch off of coat]
- Jerry: You know, this is your coat.
- Newman: [looks at torn patch] Damn.
- Cosmo Kramer: Remember my idea about rickshaws in New York? Well we're gonna make it happen.
- Jerry: No your not.
- Cosmo Kramer: Well Newman knows a guy in the Hong Kong post office.
- Jerry: No he doesn't.
- Newman: He's shipping us a rickshaw. It can't miss.
- Jerry: Yes it can.
- George Costanza: Why are you home? You're supposed to be out on your route, and getting my calzones for Steinbrenner.
- Newman: Well, I saw that it's raining outside, so I called in sick. I don't work in the rain.
- George Costanza: But... you're a mailman! 'Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow... ' It's the first one!
- Newman: I've never been much for credos.
- George Costanza: But I'm paying you!
- Newman: Hey, thanks!
- Newman: [Newman is sneaking through Jerry's apartment trying to cheat at Kramer's and his "Risk" game when he knocks over some of Jerry's cassette tapes] Damn!
- Cosmo Kramer: It's Newman! Quick open the door!
- Jerry: [when Newman escapes from the window and up the stairs to his apartment] I see ya Newman, I see ya!
- Cosmo Kramer: I'm taking the Congo as a penalty!
- Newman: Ah, look, I? I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm a US postal worker and my mail truck was just ambushed by a band of backwoods mail-hating survivalists.
- Cosmo Kramer: Human, it's human to be moved by a fragrance.
- Pam: That is so true.
- Cosmo Kramer: Her bouquet cleaved his hardened...
- Newman: [whispering] ... shell.
- Cosmo Kramer: Shell, and fondled his muscled heart. He imbibed her glistening spell, just before the other shoe fell.
- Pam: Kramer, that is so lovely.
- Cosmo Kramer: It's by an unknown 20th century poet.
- Pam: Oh? What's his name?
- Cosmo Kramer: Newman.
- Newman: [to rickshaw pullers] Ok, bring it down to the end of the block, make a controlled turn and bring it back, let's see what you got, go.
- Cosmo Kramer: Hey, where's he going?
- Newman: I think he's stealing our rickshaw.
- Cosmo Kramer: Oh then he's out.
- Homeless Man: I'll take the job.
- [pause]
- Homeless Man: Potato salad!
- Jerry: Oh, by the way, Newman, I'm just curious, when you booked the hotel, did you book it for the millennium new year?
- Newman: As a matter of fact, I did.
- Jerry: Oh, well, that's interesting, because, since everyone knows that there's no year zero, the millennium doesn't really begin until 2001, which would make your party one year late, and thus, quite lame.