Barney Martin credited as playing...
Morty Seinfeld
- [Jerry got his dad a shirt that says "#1 Dad"]
- Morty Seinfeld: Jerry, this is the most thoughtful gift you've ever given me.
- Jerry: You know, I bought you a Cadillac... Twice.
- Morty Seinfeld: We just came for the funeral.
- Helen Seinfeld: Poor Marvin Kessler. He went too early.
- Jerry: He was 96 years old.
- Morty Seinfeld: And that had nothing to do with it. The man was out of shape.