Wings (1990–1997)
Steven Weber: Brian Michael Hackett
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Quotes
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Casey Chappel Davenport : We're not having a big sandwich!
Brian Hackett : [slightly annoyed] This is Nanucket, its not San Francisco. We are a simple people. We fish our waters, we till our lands, we eat a big sandwich.
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Brian Hackett : Listen, We are throwing a suprise engagement party for Joe and Helen and um your all invited.
Casey Chappel Davenport : Its at the Harbor House tonight, we'll meet you in the lobby at 7:30
Roy Biggins : Well, its a little last minute but its a party and who am I to pass up a big sandwich. How many feet you go for, eight feet?
Lowell Mather : No, this is Joe and Helen, its gotta be the ten footer!
Brian Hackett : Brace yourself guys... um... were not having a big sandwich.
Lowell Mather : Excuse me um almost sounded like you said there'd be no big sandwich.
Fay Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran : Everyone loves the big sandwich.
Roy Biggins : A party with out a big sandwich? it it it it its just not done.
Casey Chappel Davenport : All right! Enough about the big sandwich. I am sure you will all be more than pleased with the food especially after you've tasted the marvelous poached Salmon.
Lowell Mather : How many feet did you get?
Casey Chappel Davenport : It doesn't come by the foot.
Lowell Mather : Then how do you know when your full?
Casey Chappel Davenport : I gotta get off this Island
[leaves quickly]
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Joe Hackett : What have we got that's worth fifteen thousand dollars?
Brian Hackett : You are sitting on it.
Joe Hackett : I am NOT going in that line of work.
Brian Hackett : I'm talking about taking out a mortgage on the house, and DON'T flatter yourself.
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Brian Hackett : [after a suggestion is made to make s'mores] No, I hate s'mores!
Joe : How could you hate s'mores?
Brian Hackett : Because that's the stupidest name for a food, like "It's so good, I want s-more," Those are so stupid, they should be called stupids!
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Brian Hackett : This is the worst Christmas ever. I had thought it was the one when our parents bought us hamsters and forgot to poke holes in the boxes, but at least that had a moment of suspense.
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Brian Hackett : "Merry Christmas, Brian! Merry Christmas, Brian!" Why does everyone keep saying that? It's only one day! God was born - move on!
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Helen : I thought Alex had better taste in men than to go out with you.
Brian Hackett : Well, obviously, she doesn't.
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[describing Helen and Lowell's date]
Helen : ...then he kissed my hand.
Brian Hackett : Where was your hand?
Joe Hackett : Hello!
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Brian Hackett : I saw this on the Twilight Zone one time, all we have to do, is stop time.
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Roy Biggins : So what you're saying is, she's not interested in me, that I don't mean anything to her. She just wants to get me into bed & use me like some cheap piece of meat?
Brian Hackett : Exactly.
Roy Biggins : I can live with that!
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Brian Hackett : It says here, fifteen percent of the American public would rather watch television than have sex.
Roy Biggins : Fifteen perc... Yeah, yeah, I buy that, yeah. You know, maybe you're... you're too tired, or she's too... what's a nice way to put this? Ugly.
Brian Hackett : The words "too tired" aren't in my vocabulary, and frankly, Roy, I don't think the words "too ugly" should be in yours.
