Edward Scissorhands (1990)

Kathy Baker: Joyce

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• Joyce : [after Edward cuts her hair]  That was the single most thrilling experience of my entire life.

• [Joyce offers Edward lemonade] 

  Joyce : Lemonade?

  [Edward pukes] 

• Peg Boggs : Good morning Joyce. Avon calling.

  Joyce : Well Peg, have you gone blind? Can't you see there's a vehicle in my driveway?

• Tinka : [on the phone]  Joyce, I just saw this strange guy drive in with Peg. I didn't get a good look at him. He looked kinda pale.Okay. I'll be right there. Don't do anything without me. Okay, bye.

  Joyce : [on the phone]  Yes, I'll be right there.

• Neighbors : Hi.

  Joyce : You all are hiding in there like a bunch of old hermit crabs.

• Joyce : [to Edward]  Don't be ridiculous! You're not handicapped, you're... What do they call the... exceptional? My name's Joyce, and I noticed that you have not tasted any of the ambrosia salad that I made especially for you. Allow me.

• Joyce : [to Edward]  Oh! Eddie, is there anything you can't do? You take my very breath away, I swear. Look at this! Have you ever cut a woman's hair? Would you cut mine?

• Joyce : All along I felt in my gut there was something wrong with him.