Mason Storm: This is for my wife. Fuck you and die!
[Storm fires a shot between the Senator's legs]
Mason Storm: I missed! I never miss! They must have been smaller than I thought!
Mason Storm: How do you like this, Vernon? I'd like to kill you so bad I can barely contain myself. But I've been thinking. Death is far too merciful a fate for you. So what I'm going to do is... put you in prison. A nice petite white boy like you in a federal penitentiary... Let me just put it this way, I don't think you'll be able to remain anal-retentive for very long.
Andy Stewart: [to the comatose Mason Storm] Would you like a little pussy?
[she places a kitten on his bed]
Mason Storm: So, how come you're not watching the Oscars tonight?
Counterman: The Oscars?
Mason Storm: Yeah, the Oscars.
Counterman: I hate the Oscars.
Mason Storm: You're not having a good time, huh?
Counterman: I mean, who needs the goddamn movies anyway? I got a show in here every single night.
Mason Storm: Yeah?
Counterman: You've got horror, sex, freaks, violence. I don't got to pay no four bucks either.
[the owner of Mason Storm's former house enters a room where Storm has caused a mess]
Mason Storm: I'm sorry, but your contractor's doing a lousy job.
[Storm has just killed Capt. Hulland]
Mason Storm: Now you're a good cop.
[a knife-wielding punk wants to cut Mason, but Mason is holding a shotgun]
Mason Storm: Oh, I know what you're thinking. Mine's bigger than yours, right? It's not fair.
Capt. Dan Hulland: [to a detective] You know how they said Storm was superhuman. You know why? He was jacked up on coke the whole time.
[O'Malley overhears Hulland, and angrily confronts him]
Lt. Kevin O'Malley: Let me tell you something. That was the cleanest man I ever knew. He had more honor and guts than this whole department put together. If I ever hear you talk that puke again, I'll lose my shield to put you where you belong.
Mason Storm: [Mason has a gun drawn, looking for Senator Trent] Oh, Vernon? Come on out, Vernon... No, you're not under the bed... You're so good at this, Vernon.
Mason Storm: [to Capt. Hulland] How does it feel to know you're about to die?
Mason Storm: You give me this beard.
Andy Stewart: Yeah.
[both start laughing]
Andy Stewart: Well, you tried.
[Mason starts laughing and Andy looks at him]
Mason Storm: You ever been to China town.
Andy Stewart: Yeah, why?
Mason Storm: These are just some needles and herbs for my recovery.
Andy Stewart: Wow, how did you learn to write in Chinese.
Mason Storm: Well, when I was kid. My father was a missionary. I spent the first 10 years of my life in China. There, I learned how to fight as you could imagine. I remember going to my martial arts teacher.
[he imitiates the teacher]
Mason Storm: He said, "Why you come to me" and I say, "Ah, to learn how to fight." And he's like, "Oh, so you wanna hurt people, but you wanna be great." I say, "Yeah, I wanna be great. "Then first learn how to heal people to be great, to hurt people is easy."
[both looking at each other]
Mason Storm: We're outgunned, and undermanned. But you know sumpin'? We're gonna win. You know why? Superior attitude. Superior state of mind.
Andy Stewart: [Mason and Andy flee the house they were staying at after a shootout] Oh, I forgot to lock the door.
[the convenience store counterman is being robbed at gunpoint]
Counterman: [to Mason] Where's a goddamn cop when you need one?
Jack Axel: Sweet dreams.
[kills Felicia Storm]
Lt. Kevin O'Malley: Let me tell you something, Sonny... one day when this is all over, you, me, and your pop are going to rent us a fishing boat, and catch us the biggest fish that ever swam the seas. And I'm not talking goldfish, either.
Sonny Storm: The last time I went fishing with Pop, we caught an old tire.
Lt. Kevin O'Malley: [laughs] Not this time, Sonny. We're going to get us a big fat tuna.
[Kevin O'Malley and Sonny Storm encounter Nolan and Quentero at the train station]
Nolan: What are you doing, you taking a trip somewhere?
Lt. Kevin O'Malley: [pretends that Sonny is his son] Yeah... yeah, me and my kid are visiting my mother in New Mexico.
Nolan: Oh, that's your son, huh? It's funny, you know he doesn't look much like you. Does he, Quentero? As a matter of fact, I think that I've seen his ugly face before.
Max Quentero: Kind of looks like Mason Storm.
Danny: [to Mason] Tell you what... How about I get you a piece of lemon chiffon pie out of the refrigerator later?
Mason Storm: I'm gonna take you to the bank Senator Trent... The Blood Bank!
[Storm has just attacked some of Trent's cohorts]
Jack Axel: [sarcastically] I'm impressed.
Mason Storm: Come on. Let's go, guys. I'm missin' the Oscars.
Andy Stewart: What's most important right now is that we get this video to the authorities before I have a nervous breakdown.