It (1990)

Richard Masur: Stanley Uris

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• Mike : [Mike opens the fridge to get drinks, and balloons fly out, revealing Stan's severed head]  Stan?

  Stanley Uris : Sorry I'm late! Well, let's see who's here!

  [Looks at Bill] 

  Stanley Uris : Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-B-B-B-Ba-Billy Boy!

  [Looks at Richie] 

  Stanley Uris : Richie! You still here? We never expected you to stick around! Nice nosejob. No one would ever suspect.

  [Looks at Ben] 

  Stanley Uris : Haystack. Puttin' on a little weight, huh?

  [Looks at Beverly] 

  Stanley Uris : Speaking of dads, Bevvy, yours isn't worried about you anymore. He loves your choice in men.

  [Looks at Eddie] 

  Stanley Uris : Wheezy! How's your sex life?... WHAT'S your sex life?

  [Looks at Mike] 

  Stanley Uris : Well, Mikey, you did it. You got us all back here. I guess it's cause it's the only way you'd ever see us since you're so lame, you'd never leave this town. I finally made it, guys! I'm in the Deadlights now!

  [Stan's voice starts to change into Pennywise's] 

  Stanley Uris : And you know what? It's true what they say; we all float down here. And you will, too. In fact, they ALL float! *THEY ALL FLOAT!*