Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
Robbie Rist: Michaelangelo
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Quotes
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Splinter : For 15 years now, we have lived here. Before that time, I was a pet of my master Yoshi. When we were forced to come to New York, I found myself for the first time without a home, wandering thew sewers, scavaging for whatever I could find. And then, one day, I came upon a shattered glass jar and four baby turtles.
Michaelangelo : [interrupts] That was us! Hee hee.
Donatello : Shut up! Oh, no...
Splinter : The little ones were crawling into a strange glowing ooze from a broken canister nearby. I gathered them up in an old coffee can and when I awoke the next morning, I received a shock. For they had doubled in size. I, too, was growing. Particularly in intellect. I was amazed by how intelligent they seemed, but nothing could have prepared me for what happened next: one of them spoke.
Young Michaelangelo : [in flashback] Pizza. Pizza.
Splinter : More words followed, and I began their training. Teaching them all that I had learned from my master. And soon, I gave them all names: Leonardo, Michaelangelo
Michaelangelo : That's me.
Splinter : Donatello.
[he makes a heroic-sounding hum]
Splinter : and Raphael.
April : I'm not dreaming, am I?
Splinter : No. I'm afraid not.
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Michaelangelo : [imitating Rocky Balboa] Uh, yo well, uh, maybe I'll fight Apollo, uh, maybe I won't, you know. What do you think? Adrian.
[everyone laughs]
Michaelangelo : Okay, I got another one. Oh, this is totally cool.
Raphael : Oh no, not Cagney.
Michaelangelo : [imitating James Cagney] You dirty rat. You killed my brudda. You dirty rat. Oooh. Woo-hoo.
[everyone laughs]
April O'Neil : That must be Splinter's favorite.
[the turtles glare at her]
April O'Neil : It was a joke.
[they pause, then burst out laughing]
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Raphael : So what do we do now?
Leonardo : What do you mean, what do we do now?
Raphael : Splinter's out there somewhere.
Leonardo : I know Splinter's out there.
Michaelangelo : [guessing what's about to happen] Fight?
Donatello : Fight.
Michaelangelo : Kitchen?
Donatello : Kitchen.
Michaelangelo : Yeah.
[both Michaelangelo and Donatello leave]
Raphael : So what are we gonna do about it?
Leonardo : What CAN we do about it? April's our only link to these guys. We have to wait until she comes up with something.
Raphael : Oh, so that's the plan from the "great leader", huh? Just sit here on our butts!
Leonardo : I never said I was a great leader.
Raphael : Well you sure act like it sometimes.
Leonardo : Yeah? Well, you act like a JERK sometimes, you know that? And this attitude of yours isn't helping anything.
Raphael : Yeah? Well, maybe I'll just take my attitude and LEAVE!
Leonardo : Why don't you?
Raphael : I will.
Leonardo : Good!
Raphael : Great!
Leonardo : Go ahead! We don't need ya!
Michaelangelo : [listening from the kitchen] Pork rind?
Donatello : Pork rind.
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April O'Neil : [of Raphael] Well... I *was* going to give you guys a tour of the store. Shall we go get him?
Leonardo , Michaelangelo , Donatello : No.
Donatello : Uh... he just needs to blow off some steam.
Michaelangelo : Yeah.
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Michaelangelo : [on the phone ordering a pizza] Oh, and I want no anchovies. And I mean, NO anchovies. You put anchovies on this thing and you're in big trouble, okay?
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Casey Jones : Oh. You guys mind telling me what you're doing to my little green pal over there? Mm? Oh, who is the babe?
Leonardo : Who the heck is that?
Michaelangelo : Wayne Gretzky on steroids?
