17 January 2009 | ElijahCSkuggs
I don't care about the teeth or the hair, she's still a total babe!
After witnessing the madness that Possessed 1 was I was one eager little beaver to plop my fancy lil ass down and watch this bad boy.
Possessed numero dos begins with a scene of dead sailors having a party in a run down apartment which seems to be ran by some Asian lady. The lady stops the party and they all disappear into thin air. Reason is because a real estate agent and part of his weekly paycheck comes walking in the door. Unbeknownst to these people, who do eventually buy the place, this is one super-duper cursed place. And just like the first Possessed film, the people end up going through loads of scary and violent sh!t until the credits roll.
What I guess is going on is that the ghost Asian lady is a super vengeful bitch who is out to get her long-lost love who left her when she became pregnant. Or something like that. She commits suicide, her soul is restless, blah blah blah, she wants blood, awesome stuff follows. Now she and her dead child (I think, sorry, me not so good) have possessed our "hero's" (he's not much of a hero) family and he needs all the help he can get.
The thing with these Asian horror flicks is that the amount of creativity and energy they give off is through the f@ckin roof. The ideas they conjure up, the ridiculous make-up effects (which I love), the violence and even some nuditaay, it's just a fantastic blend of what horror is all about. The film isn't perfect obviously and drags a tad when nothing crazy or scary is going down, but honestly this is just a very fun film.
Possessed II keeps the formulas of successful crazy Asian horror intact big-time. The ending is nuts, the situations are ridiculous, the creativity is high and there's a babe who turns into a naked werewolf with the nicest and hairiest tits you'll ever see. Check out Possessed 1 and 2 if you get the chance.