Silk Stalkings (1991–1999)
Rob Estes: Sgt. Chris Lorenzo
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Quotes
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Sgt. Rita Lee Lance : I would rather go down in a blaze of inefficiency with you.
Sgt. Chris Lorenzo : It's just that you're my best friend, Sam.
Sgt. Rita Lee Lance : As long as you're working with me, you're not even gonna come close.
Sgt. Chris Lorenzo : I wasn't making a play.
Sgt. Rita Lee Lance : Oh, but as soon as they separate us, I will race you to the nearest motel.
Sgt. Chris Lorenzo : I couldn't take that chance, Sam. I am so good in bed that I would explode that balloon in your head in the first 30 mintues. I just wouldn't want that on my conscience.
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Sgt. Chris Lorenzo : How often do you and Fran fight?
Capt. Harry Lipschitz : Daily is a word that comes to mind. Hourly, by the minute is also good.
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Sgt. Chris Lorenzo : The longer you wait, the harder it gets.
Sgt. Rita Lee Lance : Is that what you told Angela?
Sgt. Chris Lorenzo : You're so funny.
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Sgt. Chris Lorenzo : I am not after people, I am after justice. That's what makes me such a special civil servant.
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Sgt. Chris Lorenzo : Yeah, I am sneaking up on your blindside, Sam.
Sgt. Rita Lee Lance : You wouldn't do that to me, Sam, 'cause you're my best friend, too.
Sgt. Chris Lorenzo : Yeah, what a revolting development!
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Sgt. Rita Lee Lance : Great, now all I need is a pair of pom-poms.
Sgt. Chris Lorenzo : I don't know Sam, the pom-poms you got look pretty good to me.
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Sgt. Chris Lorenzo : Would you?
Sgt. Rita Lee Lance : Would I what?
Sgt. Chris Lorenzo : You know, scream and call my name over and over if we did it.
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Sgt. Chris Lorenzo : So she wants me to go undercover as a male escort, can you picture that?
Capt. Harry Lipschitz : Yeah, in perfect focus, do it.
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Sgt. Chris Lorenzo : Sammy, I'm impressed. I didn't know you followed baseball. I thought golf was your only sport.
