Stacey: [Gordon brings Stacey a hatbox to carry the jewels in] Where is the steel-reinforced briefcase with the combination lock? Gordon, what are you trying to do to me?
Gordon: Stacey, get a hold of yourself! There, there silly! No one will think you're carrying anything valuable in a dumb old hatbox. Lots of people carry hatboxes!
Stacey: Only in Doris Day movies.
Stacey: Why is this happening to me? I don't even have the jewels! I don't have ANY jewels! I don't even wear earrings!
Stacey: [talking to herself at the scene of a murder] What did you do in London, Stacey? Well, I lost a fortune in jewels, and discovered a dead body. I was arrested for withholding evidence in a murder investigation.
[starts to panic]
Stacey: I really wanted to see Buckingham Palace, but I guess that'll have to wait until I'm on parole!
Alistair: [speaking to Marvin and Eloise at the airport] Leave the nice lady alone, ok? Or I'll have you both strapped to the wings.
Eustace: [rummaging through the nearly-empty fridge] There's a plague on this house.
Marvin: [after Alistair flips the car] Way cool driving, dude!
Beatrice: In my opinion, if this Gordon fellow had *half* a brain, he'd be lonely.