Ted
Bill / Granny Preston
Grim Reaper
De Nomolos
Ms. Wardroe
Rufus
Missy (as Amy Stock-Poynton)
Sir James Martin
Captain Logan
Elizabeth
Joanna
Colonel Oats
Gatekeeper
Bach
Thomas Edison (as Hal Landon Sr.)
Ria Paschelle
Deputy James
Mr. Preston
1st Seance Member
2nd Seance Member
3rd Seance Member
4th Seance Member
'Ugly' Seance Member
'Stupid' Seance Member
Dark Figure (as Anthony Schmidt)
Young Ted
Young Bill
Station
Big Station
Heavenly Greeter
Albert Einstein
Benjamin Franklin
Good Robot Bill (as Michael 'Shrimp' Chambers)
Good Robot Ted (as Bruno 'Taco' Falcon)
George Washington Carver
Confucius
Captain James Tiberius Kirk (archive footage)
The Smoker (as Max Magenta)
Primus
Primus (as Tim 'Herb' Alexander)
Kate Axelrod
English Mother (uncredited)
English Daughter (uncredited)
Battle of the Bands Partygoer (uncredited)
Concert Goer (uncredited)
Station (uncredited)
Concert Atmosphere (uncredited)
Futuristic Student (uncredited)
Child (uncredited)
Nigel in Heaven (uncredited)
Bit Part (uncredited)
Cheering Rocker (uncredited)
Trenchcoat Man in Heaven (uncredited)
Baseball Player in Heaven (uncredited)
The Devil / Station / Evil Easter Bunny (voice) (uncredited)
Partygoer in Hell (uncredited)