Quotes (7)

TV Play-by-Play Announcer: Welcome everyone to the Pontiac Silverdome, where the Green Bay Packers are about to take on the division-leading Detroit Lions!

Chickie Devlin: What are you waiting for?

Chuckie Devlin: Your farts to evaporate!

Green Bay Football Coach: Which would you put first, coach? Family or football?

Green Bay Football Coach: Are you kidding? Football's my life.

Chickie Devlin: We're gonna find it, and when we do-...

Hal Devlin: That's enough, son. I do the threatening in this family.

Eli Smith: I can't believe you. Here we are trapped like idiots and all you can think of is pressing that stupid button.

Lennie Smith: You're not my boss.

[clicks bomb remote while singing]

Lennie Smith: Now he's hamburger.

[clicks remote]

Lennie Smith: Now he's not.

[clicks remote]

Lennie Smith: Now he's hamburger.

[clicks remote]

Lennie Smith: Now he's not.

Lennie Smith: What's the matter with you, Eli, didn't you have a dog when you were a kid?

Eli Smith: What's next? Save the Whales?

Lennie Smith: Ya know, it wouldn't hurt you to sign a petition every once in a while!