Marty Malt
Gus
Jackie Chrome
Rosarita
Doctor Scurvy
Dirk Delta
Twinkee Doodle
Kitty
Syd
Nicolette
Mrs. Malt
Dexter
Marjorie Zipp
Mrs. Bielfuss
Shirley
Pickles
Sloppy
Raoul
Elvis
Dirk Delta's Assistant
Unfamiliar Waitress
Joey
Denny Ginkle (as Roberts Gannaway)
Barber
Mouseman
Rufus Bing
Seamstress
Apples Yonahan
Cigarette Girl
Lady Wrapped in Guaze
Basketball Player
Muscle Man
Man Behind Counter
Dirk's Babe (as Milicia Kastner)
Dirk's Babe
Human Xylophone
Human Xylophone (as Tanya Banks)
Sobbing Patron (uncredited)
Barber shop patron (uncredited)
Garbage Dump Corpse (uncredited)
Patron at Sloppy's (uncredited) (unconfirmed)