- Cozy Carlisle: Someone's either a smoker or a nonsmoker. There's no in-between. The trick is to find out which one you are and be that.
- Mike Church: Yeah, well, you know, I'm - I'm trying to quit. So...
- Cozy Carlisle: Don't tell me you're trying to quit. People who say they are trying to quit are basically pussies who cannot commit. Find out which one you are. Be that. That's it. If you're a nonsmoker, you'll know.
- Cozy Carlisle: You take what you've learned from this life and use it in the next. That's karma.
- Mike Church: I thought karma was I do something bad in this life and I'm a termite in the next.
- Cozy Carlisle: Hey, if you ask me, pal, you're already a termite in this life in a shitty suit, OK?
- Mike Church: [Baker smokes a cigarette through the hole in his throat, and gives the pack back to Mike] Keep 'em. I just quit.
- Gray Baker: Aren't you afraid of dying?
- Roman Strauss: To die is different than what anyone supposes and luckier.
- Gray Baker: Is that a line from your opera?
- Roman Strauss: It's Walt Whitman. I can't take credit for everything, Mr. Baker.
- Gray Baker: You really believe that you're lucky to die?
- Roman Strauss: What I believe, Mr Baker, is that this is all far from over.
- Cozy Carlisle: Hey, thumb-dick, I was a damn good shrink. In 16 1/2 years I worked with a lot of people through a lot of shit. Okay. I slept with a patient or two. It's not like I didn't care about 'em.
- Mike Church: Okay.
- Cozy Carlisle: I loved being a doctor. I used to not charge half my patients. Then the fuckin' state comes along, they send some bitch undercover, and I'm fucked. It ain't fair, is it?
- Pete: I've known Mike Church forever. He would never hurt her.
- Franklyn Madson: This is fate we're talking about, and if fate works at all, it works because people think that THIS TIME, it isn't going to happen!
- Grace: [having accidentally shot Mike] I just shot him...
- Franklyn Madson: Thank you!
- [looks at Mike, then back at her]
- Franklyn Madson: Less work for Frankie!
- [Grace tries to shoot Franklyn but the gun jams]
- Franklyn Madson: [sighs] Antiques!
- Roman Strauss: It's not a bracelet, darling. It's an anklet, a very special anklet. Let's have your leg. It's really very old. The man I bought it from explained to me that when a husband gives this to his wife - they become - two halves of the same person. Nothing can - separate them. Not even death.
- Margaret Strauss: So we're stuck with each other.
- Franklyn Madson: Actually, I'm a hypnotist.
- Mike Church: OK, here's the water, there's the door, sorry about the stairs.
- [leaving Cozy Carlisle's freezer]
- Mike Church: Nice place you've got here.
- [under his breath]
- Mike Church: Fucking fruitcake.
- Pete: [jokingly talking about Grace who's outside the door] Oh, and you don't have to worry about forgetting her name... she's already forgotten it for you!
- Mike Church: [unamused] Right.
- Mike Church: You telling me to kill her?
- Cozy Carlisle: You do her before she does you.
- Mike Church: I thought karma was like, you learn something from one lifetime to another.
- Cozy Carlisle: Well, that's what you learned from this life. I mean, karmically, self-defence is quite cool.
- Mike Church: This is a claddagh ring. Irish wedding band. If you wear it with the crown up, it means you're taken. Crown down means you're not. How were you wearing it?
- Cozy Carlisle: Myron was impotent. Imagine that - a man lays pipe for a living and can't get it up at home.
- Mike Church: Yeah, well, Myron must've had a helluva hard-on when he made out his will.
- Mike Church: Cozy Carlisle?
- Cozy Carlisle: Fuck you. I'm on a break.
- Mike Church: Mr. Carlisle, I've been retained by the law firm of Opperman-Crowe to find you and tell you that Myron Spargo died last month.
- Cozy Carlisle: Who the fuck's Myron Spargo?
- Mike Church: He was a patient of yours.
- Cozy Carlisle: I had a lot of patients. Now beat it!
- Mike Church: Yeah, well, this one left you $11,000.
- Cozy Carlisle: [mood changes] Myron! Myron!
- Pete: [developing a photo of Grace in a darkroom] Smile, sweetheart. That's a girl! Ooh! Ooh! Ohh, you're really just going to dump her off at County? Why don't you take her home?
- Mike Church: She's not a stray dog, Pete.
- Mike Church: Okey-dokey. I think I've heard enough.
- Franklyn Madson: Mr. Church, I really must insist that you refrain from talking during the session.
- Mike Church: The lady just told us she met a guy named Roman in 1948. I say the session's over.
- Franklyn Madson: On occasion, Mr. Church, hypnosis can take us back to our past lives as well as our past.
- Mike Church: You expect me just to run with that?
- Franklyn Madson: Let me remind you, yesterday this lady wasn't even speaking.
- Grace: [under hypnosis] Rachmaninoff was on the program that night.
- Roman Strauss: Not much of a life line, I'm afraid. But wait. I do see - Love. Passionate, everlasting love.
- Margaret: Does this work on a lot of women?
- Roman Strauss: I'll let you know.
- Pete: Same thing happened to me once. Two years ago. This mailman in Lawndale freaked out, chopped up his entire family with a hedge trimmer.
- Franklyn Madson: You were inside President Roosevelt's office?
- Mrs. Tupper: [under hypnosis, in a child-like voice] Yes. Lots of times. My mommy was his cook. Yeah, we were like family. I used to sit on Uncle Teddy's lap.
- [giggles]
- Mrs. Tupper: I liked that!
- Franklyn Madson: I'm sure Uncle Teddy did, too.
- Margaret Strauss: So, any new tidbits from the press?
- Gray Baker: Zero. To tell you the truth, I miss the war.
- Margaret Strauss: Well, what an odd thing to say.
- Gray Baker: Doesn't seem to be much news anymore - all this back-to-normal stuff. The world's getting boring again.
- Margaret Strauss: [at her wedding reception, at home, to her housekeeper] Inga, I was just upstairs.
- Inga: Yes?
- Margaret Strauss: Well, it's just that I thought - I mean, we had talked about you and Frankie moving into the guest room downstairs.
- Inga: Roman never said anything to me.
- Margaret Strauss: Well, what Mr. Strauss said or didn't say is irrelevant. You and I have already discussed this. Now, tonight, of all nights, I'd appreciate it if you weren't sleeping in the next room.
- Inga: Yes, Mrs. Strauss.
- Cozy Carlisle: Thanks to fate - the only cosmic force with a tragic sense of humor - you burn somebody in one life, they get a chance to burn you back in this one. It's the karmic credit plan: buy now, pay forever.
- Cozy Carlisle: You know, I can't get used to the sound of your voice. You know, it's like one day you wake up and your cat talks to you.
- Grace: Why is it that I can recognize certain smells, that I know my right hand from my left, but I can't remember what my favorite color is or my favorite flower or - what kind of wine I like.
- Mike Church: Maybe you're lucky.
- Grace: Lucky? How so?
- Mike Church: You know, I was just thinking there must be a certain freedom that goes with living only in the present tense. At least you don't have to spend every day trying to forget your past.
- Mike Church: If it makes you feel any better, I can read tea bags.
- Grace: You're going to tell me my future?
- Mike Church: No. I'm going to tell you your past.
- Mike Church: [walking Pete to the door] Well, you don't want to be late.
- Pete: For what?
- Mike Church: For whatever.
- Pete: Oh, right. She's living here?
- Mike Church: You'll let me know when you find Baker.
- Pete: Need something? I got one in my wallet.
- Mike Church: You got people chasing after you in every life. Right? The sooner we find out who you are, the better.
- Starlet: You in the business?
- Roman Strauss: The business?
- Starlet: Yeah, you know: pictures, movies.
- Roman Strauss: No. I'm a composer.
- Starlet: Oh, well, in that case, you're not anybody.
- [walks away]
- Margaret Strauss: I don't care about Gray Baker! You can be so stupid sometimes. What happened - to the man who said that nothing could separate us, that we're two halves of the same person?
- Roman Strauss: He became - a nobody.
- Gray Baker: I could be a good friend, Margaret.
- Margaret Strauss: What makes you such a good friend?
- Gray Baker: Well, I can talk baseball to a man and pay a stupid compliment to a woman. What else is there?
- Margaret Strauss: Is it really good to smoke so much?
- Gray Baker: No. That's why I started rolling my own. Figured it will slow me down.
- Margaret Strauss: Has it?
- Gray Baker: No. I just roll them faster.
- Margaret Strauss: He was looking at the anklet! The anklet that you specifically asked me to wear tonight so that everybody could see how rich we are - or were.
- Roman Strauss: Is that what you told him? That we're broke?
- Margaret Strauss: I didn't tell him anything.
- Roman Strauss: No! You just lifted up your dress!