Jack Gable: What are you doing here? I sent you to Cleveland.
Jack Gates: I should kill you for that alone.
Jack Gates: I have to go to... Cleveland? Jesus, I hate Cleveland!
Jack Gable: I am dead! I'm in Hell! And my punishment, is to spend eternity on my own show!
[watching a scene from "Beyond Our Dreams"]
Cable Man: Geez, what a body!
Jack Gable: Laura is more than a body.
Cable Man: Laura?
Jack Gable: Laura Claybourne, she plays Rachel.
Cable Man: Sorry, you must really follow this shit.
Jack Gable: No, I write this shit.
Jack Gable: He's operating on people? He's an actor! Not even a good one!
Jack Gable: What's the rush? Where am I running to?
[chuckles]
[at an upscale party, a butler is bringing in a herd of deer]
Jack Gable: Not *deer*! *Beer*!