Mark Chrisman
Jay Butterman
Prof. Loman
Andi Richmond
Kingston Sebuka
Blaine
Coach
Dean March
Gretchen
Wolf
Prof. Lippzieg
Frank N. Stein
Rutter (as Richard Clements)
Kozlowski
Anchorman
Security Officer
Quarterback
Fireman #1
Fireman #2
Cop #1
Reporter #1
Reporter #2
Reporter
Student
Professor
Sergeant
Nerdy Student
Student Attendant
Nurse
Friend
Coed #1
Coed #2
Girl
Coed