Col. Volcar: Ah, Mr. Hawkes. I heard you were here in Juarez.
Brady Hawkes: And I heard that you were patrolling this neck of the woods. My information was good.
Col. Volcar: What's good is when a man can mix business with pleasure.
Brady Hawkes: My business is your pleasure, unless you're too tired to play.
Cheyenne: Life's an adventure. Things have been pretty quiet for me lately. Good to get the old heart pumping again.
The Westerner: Well, sir, the end of the west is near.
Col. Volcar: Senorita Burgundy, I am afraid you have embarrassed me, the Mexican army, and El Presidente; whom I faithfully serve. Under these unfortunate circumstances...
Burgundy Jones: Colonel, if you're going to hang us, won't you just get to it? But don't make us sit here and listen to all of your pompous lies.
Brady Hawkes: Colonel, I think what she means...
Col. Volcar: No need to apologize, Senor. Senorita Burgundy is right about my lies. What she is wrong about is the hanging. I am not going to hang you. I'm going to shoot you. Then I'm going to cut your head off to set an example.
Lucas McCain: Moving pictures. What the Hell's this world coming to, huh?
Marshal Wyatt Earp: Son, like the man said, when legend becomes fact, print the legend.
Cade Dalton: Here we are surrounded by beautiful muchachas and you two can't keep your hands off each other? I oughta kill you both just for being two big dumb redneck peckerwoods.
Bart Maverick: I'm definitely not the best poker player in the Maverick family.
Sir Colin: Sorry to do this to you on your home ground, old boy. But then again, there's no good place for defeat.
Brady Hawkes: You know, Sir Colin, there are very few things as satisfying as watching real artist play and you are truly that. One thing that may be though is beating that artist.
Brady Hawkes: Gambling's not really about money. It's just our way of keeping score.
Cookie: I would love to give that fool a wiff of 'Gunsmoke'. Run his 'Maverick' butt right off this 'Wagon Train'. Of course he's probably already wanted 'Dead or Alive by some lawman. I Wish Diamond Jim would get rid of him, Settle down in some 'Big Valley'. Build a 'Little House on the Prairie' surrounded by 'High Chaparral'. That would be a real 'Bonanza' for me. I'm getting to old for this 'Wild Wild West'. I better get those doggies rollin' before these stakes start turning into 'Rawhide'.