Crazy Credits (10)

(At the end of credits,just before "Any similarity etc.": IF YOU HAD LEFT THIS THEATRE WHEN THESE CREDITS BEGAN , YOU'D BE HOME NOW.

"Secret of 'The Crying Game': She's a guy".

THINGS TO DO AFTER THE MOVIE _start a story hour at the local library _help someone learn to read _teach someone to use a computer _help someone learn to speak a new language _organize a physical fitness programme _visit a dairy and see how milk is handled and prepared for delivery

NOBBY BUNS 4 cups sifted flour 1 1/2 cups sugar 2 teaspoons cinnamon 1 cup butter 3 eggs Cream butter until well softened and add to sugar and eggs.Mix quickly with flour.Drop mixture from a teaspoon and small jagged heaps onto a cookie sheet and bake in 375 to 400 degrees oven.

TOPPING FOR BROWNIES 1/2 cup butter 3 squares butter chocolate,melted 2 1/2 cups confectioners sugar 1 or 2 teaspoons cinnamon(optional) 2 egg yolks,beaten Cream butter until light and lemon coloured. Gradually add sugar and egg yolks. Add chocolate.

Supervising ADR editor: Once Perhaps

Bar Advisor.........John 'JB' Bandy

Precious Paper Boy

"Sound Design & Supervision.........SANDY BERMAN, M.P.S.E, RSVP"

Darling Milk Man