- Stig-Helmer Olsson: [after Roderic and Fiona McDougall repeatedly pronounces his name Steve] It's pronounced Stig.
- [Stig-Helmer is drinking milk in a bar when Roderic McDougall sits next to him]
- Roderic McDougall: What's that that you're drinking?
- Stig-Helmer Olsson: It's milk.
- Roderic McDougall: Milk huh? I've heard about that. I've heard that it's a dangerous drink.
- Tom: I swung a ball-bucket today at lunch-time. Know who I saw?
- Bruno Anderhage: No.
- Tom: Your next opponent.
- Bruno Anderhage: Ah, the scavenger! How did he play then?
- Tom: Well, he's got a straight, natural swing...
- Bruno Anderhage: Really?
- Tom: But during the ten minutes I was there he never hit the ball. He did manage to throw his club around thirty meters, though. And in a straight line, I must say!
- Bruno Anderhage: He, he! This will be like stealing candy from a toddler!