Suburban Commando (1991)
Hulk Hogan: Shep Ramsey
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Quotes
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Deak : Do you have any idea what we are gonna do to you, if we find one itty, bitty scratch on 'em?
Shep Ramsey : Let me guess. You're gonna pound my face. Break every bone in my body. Then you're gonna drag me across a gravel road and feed my remains to a warthog. Is that about right?
Deak : What are you nuts? This is the '90s. We're gonna sue you.
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Hutch : [in a kid's voice] You're a dead man, Ramsey.
Shep Ramsey : No wonder you guys don't talk.
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Shep Ramsey : They're here.
Charlie Wilcox : Who's here?
Shep Ramsey : A couple of leeches that make their living of the blood of others.
Charlie Wilcox : Investment bankers?
Shep Ramsey : Bounty hunters!
Charlie Wilcox : Bounty hunters? You mean from up there?
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Shep Ramsey : [awoken by the sounds of people chattering all over] Quiet!
[chattering stops, with the exception of a cricket chirping]
Shep Ramsey : [to the cricket] Hey!
[chirping stops]
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Shep Ramsey : I'm here to rent the apartment.
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Shep Ramsey : Earthlings... I *hate* earthlings...
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Shep Ramsey : What am I gonna do for six weeks?
Commander : Why don't you try... relaxing?
[shep makes a face]
Commander : Disappear, Shep. Blend in. Get to know the locals.
Shep Ramsey : But I...
Commander : [interrupting firmly] consider it an order... Ramsey.
Shep Ramsey : [commander's face disappears; to himself] Six weeks. What am I gonna do for six weeks...?
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[Shep catches a little girl who went airborne when he tried to get her cat out of a tree]
Little Girl : Whoa! Thanks.
Shep Ramsey : Get a goldfish.
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Shep Ramsey : Where's my N-210 Algorizer?
Margie Tanen : [points a gun at Shep] All right, drop him, Kong.
Charlie Wilcox : It's OK, Margie, this is a friend of mine.
Margie Tanen : Well, then, take it outside. You know, maintenance has enough work to do without your blood on the carpet.
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Shep Ramsey : [sees little girl crying] What?
Little Girl : [crying] My cat. My cat!
[Shep sees a cat in the nearby tree, bends branch downward]
Little Girl : That's not my cat!
Shep Ramsey : Oh.
[releases branch, sending the cat flying]
Shep Ramsey : I hate suburbia.
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Shep Ramsey : Anti-freeze!
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Shep Ramsey : have a nice flight camel breath.
