The professor at the lecture reads to the students of the Brothers Karamazov of Dostoevsky.
Hey! Will you marry me? Please.
Henry: Why do you wanna marry me?
Katie: Why not?
Henry: I could think of a lot of reasons if I weren't so drunk.
Katie: Why are you so drunk?
Henry: I dunno. The nights are too long.
Katie: The nights are too long because you have no one to share them with.