Toy Soldiers (1991)

George Perez: Ricardo Montoya

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Quotes 

• Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry : Man, this stuff is great. It's opening up my lungs, it's making me breathe easier.

  Ricardo Montoya : Evidently it's making you fart easier, too.

  Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry : I didn't fart.

  Ricardo Montoya : It's the first rule of prep school etiquette. When you're in a basement with no windows, don't fart.

  Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry : No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to pretend you're asleep when your roommate's beating off.

  Henry "Hank" Giles, III : No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to wait until your roommate falls asleep before beating off.

  Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry : Was that a personal remark directed at me, roommate?

  Henry "Hank" Giles, III : Choke your chicken. It's yours.

  Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry : You slap your monkey all the time! I can't sleep at night!

• Henry "Hank" Giles, III : This had better not be mouthwash.

  William "Billy" Tepper : Trust me.

  Henry "Hank" Giles, III : [after drinking]  Trust me... Asshole, this *is* mouthwash!

  William "Billy" Tepper : No, it's not.

  Ricardo Montoya : It tastes like mouthwash. What the hell is it?

  William "Billy" Tepper : Four parts 100 proof Vodka. Two parts Peppermint Schnapps for that *mouthwash* flavor and one part Crème de Menthe to make it green.

• Luis Cali : Do you speak Spanish?

  Ricardo Montoya : No, not really.

  Luis Cali : [in Spanish]  Put a bullet in him.

  Ricardo Montoya : No, wait.

  Luis Cali : Wait? What? You don't speak Spanish.

  Ricardo Montoya : I'm sorry, sir. I do speak a little Spanish.

  [Cali knocks his leg out with his gun] 

• Henry "Hank" Giles, III : Well, we managed to stay together anyways.

  Ricardo Montoya : Yeah, that's my ambition in life - to die with you guys.

• Ricardo Montoya : You can't smoke in the dorms.

  Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry : What are they going to do? Kick me out?

• William "Billy" Tepper : You're fuckin' morons. You know that don't you? You're fuckin' morons.

  Ricardo Montoya : That's why we hang with you Billy.