[requesting a sperm sample]

Dr. Richard Meyerling: I hope you're in the mood

[Virginia doesn't realize that her unborn child was sired by an alien]

Virginia Marshall: What if the baby turns out like me?

Virginia Marshall: Go ahead - tell me I'm glowing.

Abortionist: Candy apple time!

[attempting to calm a patient]

Dr. Richard Meyerling: Rupture of the navel is common during pregnancy.

Virginia Marshall: There's this thing growing inside of me... It's not my baby. There's something wrong with the child. They're doing something to them. They don't belong to us anymore... they're using us; they're using our bodies. They're eating us alive!