Bobby Generic: Hush little baby, don't say a word, mama's gonna buy you a mocking bird, and if that mocking bird don't sing... I'm gonna rip off his feathers and tear off his wings!

[at a wedding, after someone points him the best man:]

Bobby Generic: If he's the best man, why isn't she marrying him?

[repeated line]

Uncle Ted Genetic: Hey Bob-O. You know what time it is?

Bobby Generic: Uh, noogie time?

Uncle Ted Genetic: You're right - it's *noogie* time!

Martha Generic: Gee golly Bobby don't you know?

Bobby Generic: I thought only boys had tentacles.