Body Waves (1992)

"Rick Matthews" (Bill Calvert) is a young man who may not know exactly what he wants in life but one thing he is sure he doesn't want is to work in his father's business selling hemorrhoid cream. So when his dad decides to take a vacation and gives him an ultimatum to make $3000 in the 2 weeks he will be gone Rick teams up with his good buddy "Dooner" (Jim Wise) to invest in a "get rich quick scheme" which ultimately leads to complete disaster. Fortunately, it's then that three nerds come along and offer to pay him a lot of money for his help scoring with the local girls. Eventually, one thing leads to another and in order to give them some much needed confidence he invents a special cream out of odds and ends which he pretends will help them attract girls. What he doesn't realize is that the stuff actually works. Now rather than reveal any more I will just say that this was one of the worst films I have ever seen. Not only was it totally boring but for a comedy it had absolutely no humor at all. That being said, I cannot in good conscience recommend this film to anybody and have rated it accordingly. It's really bad and a complete waste of time.