Lionel Cosgrove
Paquita Maria Sanchez
Mum (Vera Cosgrove)
Uncle Les
Nurse McTavish
Father McGruder
Void
Zombie McGruder
Scroat
Nora Matheson
Mr. Matheson
Rita
Roger
Paquita's Grandmother
Paquita's Father
Vet
Undertaker
Mandy
Stewart
Winston
Zoo Keeper
Drunk
Barry
Lawrence
Spike
Spud
Gladstone
Courtney (as Angela Robinson)
Head Chief
Undertaker's Assistant
Tram Driver
Blond Woman
Lionel's Father
Young Lionel
Mother at Park
Mother at Park (as Frances Walsh)
Tramp at Park
Boy on Bike
Baby Selwyn
Selwyn (voice)
Customs Official
Father at Zoo
Son at Zoo
Forry
Featured Party Zombie
Featured Party Zombie (as Anthony Donaldson)
Zombie's Mother
Self (archive footage) (uncredited)